My Secret Life

My Secret Life is a story in a magazine in EarthBound and Mother 3, containing at least 3 chapters. Only chapter 3 of the story can be read, however. It depicts a man who is stopped by a policeman while driving down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 miles-per-hour. He then tries to convince the policeman that his wife is in labor to avoid legal trouble, however, the officer then tells him that he will take them to the hospital in his police car. The man then claims that his baby is a demon child, before Lucas or Ness stops reading.