User:PorkyMinch

Yes!Here I am alive and well,on the web from my Absolutely Safe Capsule,where I will lay for all eternity!My empire is still alive and well,and I'm checking on it from here.I chose WikiBound specifically to make sure all information on me and my army is all CORRECT!NONE OF YOU BETTER CROSS ME!I am also here to check the data of my enemies as well.So that better be going fine too! I am extremely angry there are articles that haven't even been made yet!

Well then,I also need recruits for my army, look below for articles on the history of my empire!

Good Articles

 * Pokey
 * Masked Man
 * Fassad
 * Pork Trooper
 * Pigmask
 * Ultimate Chimera
 * King Statue
 * Clayman

Now weren't those some interesting facts?Well guess what,whether if you liked them or not if you read down this far,you're part of my army!Your first mission as a Pigmask is to get some accurate information in all th articles on this wiki!

Interesting Facts

 * My favorite food is pork loaf.
 * Ness NEVER tried to find me...
 * People think Picky is better looking then me!
 * I wasn't really scared of Giygas
 * Reggie annoys me because he didn't release MY GAME IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!